1- One night out means at least two full days of recovery…which means you spend the rest of your weekend with Seamless and Netflix. So not a cute look, girlfriend.
2- You leave bars because they’re too loud and you can’t participate in meaningful conversation…because, ya know, that’s what everyone is looking for on a Saturday night.
3- The thought of taking a Fireball shot makes you want to hurl…EVEN if it’s completely free of charge.
4- You leave happy hour at a reasonable hour so you can take your dog out…and don’t harbor any resentment towards your furry friend.
5- When you see someone living out their rockstar fantasies, you secretly thank your lucky stars that it’s not you. Live and let live!